An OLD ho CAN’T develop NEW habits! – MM
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A Memo From Management: Habits
In From the Desk of ... on January 1, 2013 at 2:25 pmA Memo From Management – “B” Stands for Bey, Blue, & Books
In From the Desk of ... on January 1, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Beauty and Money means not a dayum thing WITHOUT just a little bit of brains.
Management hopes Beyonce continues with getting her GED before Blue Ivy hits school. No kid WANTS a stupid mother. #REALIsh
Real s@#$, Blue very well may need assistance with her homework when the time arrives, and what better way for a parent/child to bond other than helping him/her with studying. There’s no greater joy than that of parenthood. And (In Management’s Opinion – IMO) with that responsibility comes ensuring that your child receives the best of everything that you yourself did not get growing up. While Bey and Jay-Z have a combined income of an estimated $78 million, that CANNOT excuse the fact that neither graduated high school. Their success is astonishing given the fact that the two probably can’t spell nor sound out certain words …. IJS (Mrs. Carter is ALSO aware of her flaws … EDUCATION has its own riches).
Management isn’t intentionally trying to s@#$ on Queen B, however, having a household of bread winners who lack ANY type of formal education is a lose-lose situation. F@#$ the basketball teams, soda endorsements, and Billboard hits! All that fortune and fame means s@#$ IF you need help reading/sounding out your contracts.
-MM
Bossy Coworkers Don’t Run S@#$ at Home
In From the Desk of ... on November 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
Bitch slapping a coworker can often improve office relations, but can possibly result in receiving a "permanent" vacation.
The next time that self righteous coworker of yours gets “out of pocket” either through conversation or physical interaction, or possibly applying the examples above embarrass that a@# in public. If you know any dirt on them – dish it. Give the son-of-a-bitch short ONE word answers. However, if you have absolutely nothing to lose Management suggests slapping the s@#$ out of them. Nothing is MORE humbling that a b!@#% with a fist to the face.
Management
REINVENTING the WHEEL! “Living Single” Gets A REMIX -Stacy Dash to star in NEW VH-1 Show “Single Ladies”!
In From the Desk of ... on October 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
VH1 and rapper/actress Queen Latifah’s are gearing up for a new MOVIE and sitcom for the Network’s line-up called “Single Ladies”. The Queen’s Flavor Unit Entertainment Company is looking to flip a modern script of Latifah’s ’90s sitcom.
The movie and series will premiere in July 2011 and plan to follow characters Val (Stacey Dash), Keisha (LisaRaye McCoy), and April (Charity Shea) — three best friends living in Atlanta and their philosophies on sex and relationships.
The film version of the comedy-drama went into production over the summer. Guest appearances by Lauren London, Eve, Common, Chilli, and Kim Porter are supposed “highlights” to the concept’s pitch.
VH1 describes the TV show as “ a comedic drama about a Val, Keisha, and April – three best friends with different philosophies on sex and relationships. Val is an ambitious aspiring fashion mogul who wants to find a true partner. Keisha, on the other hand, is a former video dancer just looking for a rich man to keep her in style. April has supposedly found the perfect man and the perfect marriage – but is learning that marriage isn’t necessarily a happy ending. Single Ladies is a modern, sexy series set in the world of Atlanta fashion, music, and celebrity that will constantly explore which woman has the right approach to relationships.”
Why the f!@# is VH-1 NOW trying to reinvent the f!@#ing wheel? AND it appears that some of the character’s backgrounds are loosely imitations of the actual “stars” real life dramas. While Management (if she remembers) will sneak a peek occasionally at the movie/series, her ONLY hope is for Beyonce’s “Put A Ring On It” NOT being selected as the show’s theme song.
Click HERE for more of the “Office Buzz”!
Management
Mr. “Rent TOO DAYUM HIGH” AIN’T Paying Rent AT ALL! Is Jimmy McMilan a FRAUD?!
In From the Desk of ... on October 21, 2010 at 10:58 am
Jimmy DON'T Pay Not Renta! Gubernatorial Candidate Jimmy McMilan may be frontin' for votes!
While McMillan is currently flexing as the new age “Robin Hood” regarding the high prices of rent in New York, he is supposedly currently paying ONLY $800 in rent to his Flatbush home… oh… then again no he’s not. McMillan’s building superintendent recently admitted to the New York Times she hadn’t raised the rent in at least five years. AND he’s lived there rent-free for 10 f!@#ing years! SMMFH!
However, after further digging, the AVERAGE median rent for a one-bedroom in Flatbush is $1,350! So Jimmy Boy, three questions for ya:
1.) What’s the real reason behind hiding your current state of living accommodations?
2.) WHY are you running for office and did a b!@#$ dare you to run? What’s up with you pulling a “Palin” in the N.Y.?
and….
3.) What the f!@# is that connected to your f!@#ing chin? It’s NOT distinguishing worth a dayum.
Hopefully the voters in your area can SEE thru all the malarkey and make an EDUCATED decision on the best candidate verses the best fake. Read why the “Office Buzz” is focused on Jimmy Boy and come up with your OWN reasoning behind the unnecessary lying by reading the article HERE!
Management
Was “Amen” The Answer to the GAY Clergy?
In From the Desk of ... on October 20, 2010 at 8:40 am
Management finds it ironic that the “religious comedy” “Amen” was the first show to support a majority gay African American cast. For the African American church to unconsciously and sometimes blatantly denounce the act of homosexuality, the ratings of the program were supported majorly by African Americans with strong spiritual roots. Whether the viewers watched for the comedic aspects that may go on in the church, or due to a lack of “colorful” programming available at the time, whose to say. However, “Amen” did inadvertently assist in setting the tone for the current state of television. Go figure. – Management
(To the Employers): A PIMP Makes For An Excellent NEW Hire!
In From the Desk of ... on October 20, 2010 at 8:29 am
(To Employers): A Pimp is well versed in the mechanics of making a ship sail smoothly, and are great communicators.
Sexual Soul Mate? NO such thing.
In From the Desk of ... on October 18, 2010 at 9:05 am
A great “booty call” companion SHOULD NOT be misconstrued as your “sexual soul mate”. It’s only great sex. And for the most part, that may very well be ALL you two have in common.
If you answer no to any of the following questions, you TOO may have confused a friendly f!@#, for the “lustful long haul”:
1.) Do you and your “buddy” talk about anything besides what you’re going to do to each other?
2.) Do you and your “buddy” ever go out together in public?
3.) Have you ever (or your “buddy) immediately went your OWN separate ways after a powerful session? Keep in mind “spooning” for five minutes or less IS NOT considered spending time.
Due to the “game less knowledge” and naïveté of some people, an excellent f!@# will TOTALLY switch up the dynamics of logical thinking, often leaving said “f@#$” in a state of mental disarray, but physical enlightenment. However, if Management hears her staff use that term one more time, she WON’T be held accountable for her reaction.
Management
FYI: Mr. Raymond… Demons AREN’T Cute. WHO does That?
In From the Desk of ... on October 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Halloween costume or preparation for World Domination? Usher takes his kids out in face paint for Halloween.
Brother Husbands…. hhhhmmmm, that’s a thought!
In From the Desk of ... on October 14, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Although you may NEVER see a female polygamist, its quite possible a woman could handle the responsibility... the duties on the other hand may be iffy.
Ms Management 