Beiber is NOW B.E.T. Certified! Pop Heartthrob Faces Possible ASSAULT CHARGES!

THUG Life… y\’all know the RULES! Beiber MAYBE facing assault charges. Good job kiddo!

Well, well, well… lookey lookey. Mr. Beiber may possibly face ASSAULT charges VIA a dayum game of “laser tag”. Word on the street is Beiber supposedly a 12-year-old kid while trying to escape a gang of kids which cornered him. Hhhhmmmmmm. Doesn’t the little douche HAVE a security team in his a@# EVERYWHERE he goes? Even the potty?

In a statement given by a witness, Justin was just trying to get away from getting shot at (remember its laser tag people) and accidentally hit the kid while running away. Although the kid started crying, NO marks or bruises were apparent. However, the nail polish mogul attempted to explain what happened, but the kids parents called the “law” ANYWAY! LMAO!

ONLY now does Management believe that young Beiber has enough “street cred” for any future B.E.T. nominations. Kudos Mr. Thug Life. Kudos!

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TomF!@#in’Foolery!

(To Mario): If you and moms CAN’T get along under the same roof, buy the mofo ANOTHER crib. Hell you have an album slated to drop soon, just hold your tongue and get a room at the “6” while you wait. Click HERE for more the “Office Buzz”.

DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0793256 – Aretha Wilson

Aretha Wilson, 40-year-old defendant in the Leonardo DiCaprio “slasher” case, is currently being held on $150,000 bail for allegedly taking a swing at the actor’s face in 2005 with a broken bottle.

This occurred at a house party hosted by Paris Hilton’s sex tape buddy Rick Solomon in the Hollywood Hills.

However, Wilson fled the country after the alleged attack and was extradited from Canada last week to face charge of assault with a deadly weapon. DiCaprio has informed authorities that he will testify against Wilson if necessary.

Supposedly, DiCaprio needed 17 stitches to close up his face and ear from the ordeal.

Real talk, this is DEFINITELY an “eye-for-an-eye” scenario. Management believes there’s no need for police when you can have your entourage kick a@# for free. Seriously, the man’s face IS his meal ticket.

ACTION: A@# kicking, 7 slices to the face, and IMMEDIATE dismissal for blatant money tampering. NOT eligible for rehire.