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Bossy Coworkers Don’t Run S@#$ at Home

In From the Desk of ... on November 16, 2010 at 10:52 am

Bitch slapping a coworker can often improve office relations, but can possibly result in receiving a "permanent" vacation.

You can tell the amount of authority a person has at home by the way they act at work. Occasionally they may make a smart a@# remark regarding your work space, or go as far as “drop a dime” to the boss as to how you can never seem to make it into the office at the scheduled work hour. Sometimes these “Pawns of Satan” attempt to “micromanage” your day, applying “helpful suggestions” as to how to work at a more efficient level. Humph!

The next time that self righteous coworker of yours gets “out of pocket” either through conversation or physical interaction, or possibly applying the examples above embarrass that a@# in public. If you know any dirt on them – dish it. Give the son-of-a-bitch short ONE word answers. However, if you have absolutely nothing to lose Management suggests slapping the s@#$ out of them. Nothing is MORE humbling that a b!@#% with a fist to the face.

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