A Memo From Management: Habits

An OLD ho CAN’T develop NEW habits! – MM

DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0649328 – Kanye West

Mr. West is obviously going thru some things. Management recommends Suspension and psychotherapy.

*Sigh* While hip-hop is blessed with the fortune of having Kanye West in the game for not only his talents as a producer, but for also being able to deliver a “one two” punch with his brand of line delivery and flair for the “extra”. But the industry is also burdened by the star’s tenacity for the sensational, when all fans really want is for Mr. West to act f@#$ing right in public.

Howthef!@#ever, “Yeezy” has the tendency to show his a@# not only thru his honesty (no one can forget the youngin’s declaration to Americans that George Bush didn’t like black people), but thru his leisurely flaunting of his personal life and intentional need to shock his fans. More so now than ever, the rapper has been infamously linked to “The Illuminati” and criticized for his turn to the “dark side” in lyrical content and videos. Insert the-newest-bulls@#$-gimmick by Hip-Hop’s “Court Jester”.

The cover of his new album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”.

Kanye revealed via his Twitter Account the new cover art for this album. Management has concluded from the art work that the boy has undeniably lost his f@#$ing mind!

Let’s look into the following: Did Management NOT just mention the public’s recent association of the rapper to “The Nati”? This involves devil worship, the occult, and a bunch of other stuff Management will not mention for the “fear” that those sons of b@#$%es will retaliate. In recent videos and appearances not only has this fool inadvertently mentioned his “soul” being attacked, but he relishes in the thought that some fans view him as Jesus Christ himself. NOW how ironically it is you sport your new found talent of art possibly personifying yourself as some sort of demonic entity (possibly Satan himself) getting it in with what Management can only surmise as “a white devil”. go figure. The most amusing thing about this idiot is that he as the audacity to question WHY the US is banning the cover, attempting to “protect” the consumers! Geez Yeezy Puleez!

ACTION: SUSPENSION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY – Three weeks suspension without pay and regularly scheduled psychotherapy sessions should be administered for these serious violations. It has been obvious to both Management and Staff that you have not totally recovered from the loss of your mother, the late Dr. Donda West (RIP), AND are literally acting childish in your actions as a result. Fans of Hip-Hop have forgiven you (well, a small percentage) for the Amber Rose debacle. But you’ve gone bat s@#$ with the marketing on this one bruh. You’re dismissed.

Management