Some Ho’s NEED their TUBES TIED! Mother Poisons Kid with PCP LACED Cooking Pot!

Hope Brodie, 26-year old mother DEFINITELY doesn't deserve NANN "Mother of the Year" Award.

Say what you want, but MOTHERING …real mothering is a full-time ALL the time gig. And if the old adage “cleanliness is next to godliness” has any truth to it, this story should be the LITMUS test to that saying!
26-year-old New Haven, Connecticut mother Hope Brodie was charged with poisoning her 5-year-old daughter on Monday via a cooking pot LACED with the hallucinogen PCP according to news reports. On Sunday May 8 (Mother’s Day ironically), the child’s aunt cooked the child a pot of noodles, unknowingly in a pot with traces of the illegal drug. The child began hallucinating shortly after eating the noodles and was taken to Yale New Haven Hospital. There she was treated for “internal irregularities,” according to The Associated Press.

Brodie has been charged with risk of injury to a minor, and the Department of Children and Families is currently investigating the incident.

Management REALLY wants to KNOW why wasn’t the POT washed out correctly, AND when did a “certain” minority become interested in cooking PCP? Hhhhhmmmm.

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DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0649328 – Kanye West

Mr. West is obviously going thru some things. Management recommends Suspension and psychotherapy.

*Sigh* While hip-hop is blessed with the fortune of having Kanye West in the game for not only his talents as a producer, but for also being able to deliver a “one two” punch with his brand of line delivery and flair for the “extra”. But the industry is also burdened by the star’s tenacity for the sensational, when all fans really want is for Mr. West to act f@#$ing right in public.

Howthef!@#ever, “Yeezy” has the tendency to show his a@# not only thru his honesty (no one can forget the youngin’s declaration to Americans that George Bush didn’t like black people), but thru his leisurely flaunting of his personal life and intentional need to shock his fans. More so now than ever, the rapper has been infamously linked to “The Illuminati” and criticized for his turn to the “dark side” in lyrical content and videos. Insert the-newest-bulls@#$-gimmick by Hip-Hop’s “Court Jester”.

The cover of his new album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”.

Kanye revealed via his Twitter Account the new cover art for this album. Management has concluded from the art work that the boy has undeniably lost his f@#$ing mind!

Let’s look into the following: Did Management NOT just mention the public’s recent association of the rapper to “The Nati”? This involves devil worship, the occult, and a bunch of other stuff Management will not mention for the “fear” that those sons of b@#$%es will retaliate. In recent videos and appearances not only has this fool inadvertently mentioned his “soul” being attacked, but he relishes in the thought that some fans view him as Jesus Christ himself. NOW how ironically it is you sport your new found talent of art possibly personifying yourself as some sort of demonic entity (possibly Satan himself) getting it in with what Management can only surmise as “a white devil”. go figure. The most amusing thing about this idiot is that he as the audacity to question WHY the US is banning the cover, attempting to “protect” the consumers! Geez Yeezy Puleez!

ACTION: SUSPENSION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY – Three weeks suspension without pay and regularly scheduled psychotherapy sessions should be administered for these serious violations. It has been obvious to both Management and Staff that you have not totally recovered from the loss of your mother, the late Dr. Donda West (RIP), AND are literally acting childish in your actions as a result. Fans of Hip-Hop have forgiven you (well, a small percentage) for the Amber Rose debacle. But you’ve gone bat s@#$ with the marketing on this one bruh. You’re dismissed.

Management

DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0526879 – Tameka “Tiny” Cottle

Pays the cost to be the boss, huh? All Tiny had to do was hide the dope in her puss. What's so hard about that? She's pushed out at least 3 kids. THERE IS room, even for jell-o.

Former member of the 1990’s R&B singing group Xscape and supposed current “wifey” of rapper Clifford “Tip” Harris, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle DEFINITELY deserves a pink slip for her flagrant foul of failing to protect her family from “The Man”.

In September of 2010, the two were arrested on drug possession charges while visiting Los Angeles, via a traffic stop (for an ILLEGAL U-TURN mind you) by a sheriff’s deputy. “A narcotics investigation ensued,” during which T.I. and his wife “were found to be in possession of a controlled substance,” according to a statement from L.A. County sheriff’s officials.

While both were arrested for possession of methamphetamines (“pills resembling Ecstasy”), it was the holiday smell of marijuana that got the two busted. Keep in mind “Tip” is on probation until 2013 for previous gun charges. Now the couple is looking at jail time, in which “Tip” may possibly have to complete the ENTIRE term of his jail time. A f!@#ing shame if you ask Management.

ACTION: Immediate firing due to the lack of being a “Down A!@ Chick”. Ms. Cottle OBVIOUSLY failed to read the manual (Section 4, Paragraph 2: “When confronted by federal or local authorities while holding dope, stuff the stash in your crotch area as deep as it can go.”). Now, hip-hop must suffer until the JUDGE decides how to handle Mr. Harris.

Dumb a@# b!@#%.

DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0793256 – Aretha Wilson

Aretha Wilson, 40-year-old defendant in the Leonardo DiCaprio “slasher” case, is currently being held on $150,000 bail for allegedly taking a swing at the actor’s face in 2005 with a broken bottle.

This occurred at a house party hosted by Paris Hilton’s sex tape buddy Rick Solomon in the Hollywood Hills.

However, Wilson fled the country after the alleged attack and was extradited from Canada last week to face charge of assault with a deadly weapon. DiCaprio has informed authorities that he will testify against Wilson if necessary.

Supposedly, DiCaprio needed 17 stitches to close up his face and ear from the ordeal.

Real talk, this is DEFINITELY an “eye-for-an-eye” scenario. Management believes there’s no need for police when you can have your entourage kick a@# for free. Seriously, the man’s face IS his meal ticket.

ACTION: A@# kicking, 7 slices to the face, and IMMEDIATE dismissal for blatant money tampering. NOT eligible for rehire.

DISIPLINARY FILE: CASE #0098761 – Bernadette Music (RE: Dialing for a Date)

Bernadette Music, 43, of Norwood, OH is facing several charges of disorderly conduct after REPEATEDLY calling 911 and asking the dispatchers out on DATES. 

This b!@#$ is WAY out of order. In addition to the given charge, being desperate while dialing, and reckless usage of a communications device should be added to the list of this IDIOT’S charges.

ACTION: Immediate dismissal is suggested.  Not eligible for rehire.