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DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0793256 – Aretha Wilson

In The Bottom Line on August 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm


Aretha Wilson, 40-year-old defendant in the Leonardo DiCaprio “slasher” case, is currently being held on $150,000 bail for allegedly taking a swing at the actor’s face in 2005 with a broken bottle.

This occurred at a house party hosted by Paris Hilton’s sex tape buddy Rick Solomon in the Hollywood Hills.

However, Wilson fled the country after the alleged attack and was extradited from Canada last week to face charge of assault with a deadly weapon. DiCaprio has informed authorities that he will testify against Wilson if necessary.

Supposedly, DiCaprio needed 17 stitches to close up his face and ear from the ordeal.

Real talk, this is DEFINITELY an “eye-for-an-eye” scenario. Management believes there’s no need for police when you can have your entourage kick a@# for free. Seriously, the man’s face IS his meal ticket.

ACTION: A@# kicking, 7 slices to the face, and IMMEDIATE dismissal for blatant money tampering. NOT eligible for rehire.