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DISCIPLINARY FILE CASE # 0526879 – Tameka “Tiny” Cottle

In The Bottom Line on October 15, 2010 at 10:33 am

Pays the cost to be the boss, huh? All Tiny had to do was hide the dope in her puss. What's so hard about that? She's pushed out at least 3 kids. THERE IS room, even for jell-o.

Former member of the 1990’s R&B singing group Xscape and supposed current “wifey” of rapper Clifford “Tip” Harris, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle DEFINITELY deserves a pink slip for her flagrant foul of failing to protect her family from “The Man”.

In September of 2010, the two were arrested on drug possession charges while visiting Los Angeles, via a traffic stop (for an ILLEGAL U-TURN mind you) by a sheriff’s deputy. “A narcotics investigation ensued,” during which T.I. and his wife “were found to be in possession of a controlled substance,” according to a statement from L.A. County sheriff’s officials.

While both were arrested for possession of methamphetamines (“pills resembling Ecstasy”), it was the holiday smell of marijuana that got the two busted. Keep in mind “Tip” is on probation until 2013 for previous gun charges. Now the couple is looking at jail time, in which “Tip” may possibly have to complete the ENTIRE term of his jail time. A f!@#ing shame if you ask Management.

ACTION: Immediate firing due to the lack of being a “Down A!@ Chick”. Ms. Cottle OBVIOUSLY failed to read the manual (Section 4, Paragraph 2: “When confronted by federal or local authorities while holding dope, stuff the stash in your crotch area as deep as it can go.”). Now, hip-hop must suffer until the JUDGE decides how to handle Mr. Harris.

Dumb a@# b!@#%.