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A Memo From Management – “B” Stands for Bey, Blue, & Books

In From the Desk of ... on January 1, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Beauty and Money means not a dayum thing WITHOUT just a little bit of brains.

Beauty and Money means not a dayum thing WITHOUT just a little bit of brains.

Management hopes Beyonce continues with getting her GED before Blue Ivy hits school. No kid WANTS a stupid mother. #REALIsh

Real s@#$, Blue very well may need assistance with her homework when the time arrives, and what better way for a parent/child to bond other than helping him/her with studying.  There’s no greater joy than that of parenthood. And (In Management’s Opinion – IMO) with that responsibility comes ensuring that your child receives the best of everything that you yourself did not get growing up. While Bey and Jay-Z have a combined income of an estimated $78 million, that CANNOT excuse the fact that neither graduated high school. Their success is astonishing given the fact that the two probably can’t spell nor sound out certain words …. IJS (Mrs. Carter is ALSO aware of her flaws … EDUCATION has its own riches).

Management isn’t intentionally trying to s@#$ on Queen B, however, having a household of bread winners who lack ANY type of formal education is a lose-lose situation. F@#$ the basketball teams, soda endorsements, and Billboard hits! All that fortune and fame means s@#$ IF you need help reading/sounding out your contracts.

-MM

When Grown Folks Are Talking…. PULEEZE STFU. Brian Pumper DISSES Jay-Z on NEW TRACK

In The Water Cooler on August 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

Vivid Entertainment Porn Star and natural born idiot Brian Pumper

Porn Star Brian Pumper is BACK at it with his “rhyme less” a@#, but this time he’s using those coconut sized sacks of his to put out a DISS RECORD. Pumper’s TARGET? Shawn “The Jigga Man” Carter. Either this nagga is brain damaged from sucking his own d!@# or the spermicidal condoms he’s using are radioactive.

Either way this idiot is stepping FAR beyond the bounds of the game. No pun intended, he’s gonna get f!@#ed.

NOSEY much? Check out Pumper’s SECOND hot a@# mess of a rap video “She Ain’t Satisfied” HERE!