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Sexual Soul Mate? NO such thing.

In From the Desk of ... on October 18, 2010 at 9:05 am

A great “booty call” companion SHOULD NOT be misconstrued as your “sexual soul mate”. It’s only great sex. And for the most part, that may very well be ALL you two have in common.

If you answer no to any of the following questions, you TOO may have confused a friendly f!@#, for the “lustful long haul”:

1.) Do you and your “buddy” talk about anything besides what you’re going to do to each other?

2.) Do you and your “buddy” ever go out together in public?

3.) Have you ever (or your “buddy) immediately went your OWN separate ways after a powerful session? Keep in mind “spooning” for five minutes or less IS NOT considered spending time.

Due to the “game less knowledge” and naïveté of some people, an excellent f!@# will TOTALLY switch up the dynamics of logical thinking, often leaving said “f@#$” in a state of mental disarray, but physical enlightenment. However, if Management hears her staff use that term one more time, she WON’T be held accountable for her reaction.

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