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Snuggies V/S Spanking the Monkey…. The Verdict is In!

In From the Desk of ... on October 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm

Management SERIOUSLY doubts you can do EVERYTHING in a dayum Snuggie.

Being that the commercial CLAIMS you can do ANYTHING in “your Snuggie”, Management wonders if you can masturbate or f!@# in it as well?

Bones REALLY aren’t sexy… FOR REAL.

In From the Desk of ... on October 14, 2010 at 9:23 pm

Trey should really consider grabbing a 2 piece and a biscuit on his way to the studio.

WHY does Trey Bonez thinks he can f!@# EVERYBODY? He looks like a pigeon that went thru chemotherapy.

How REAL is REALITY T.V.?

In From the Desk of ... on October 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Housewives or baby mamas with too much drama? RHOA Season 3 only delivers REAL hoodrat 'ish.

RHOA (Real Housewives of Atlanta) should change the name to RBMAHOA (Real Babies Mamas and Hoodrats of Atlanta). It IS reality T.V… right?

Nail Polish & Lacefronts… Bieber KNOWS the ladies… OR himself.

In From the Desk of ... on October 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Nail polish or lacefronts? Bieber knows what the ladies want.

Management believes lace fronts or hair bows would’ve been a more appropriate product for the lad to market. Nosey much? Need a peek-a-boo of the color names “the shaggy cotton-back” will produce? Click HERE for the Office buzz.

WOW… name snatching in HipHop is… accepted.

In From the Desk of ... on October 12, 2010 at 11:17 am

Mr. Rose' is going to end up in a hole if he DOESN'T stop the swag jacking.

‎(To Rick Floss): STOP name dropping AND snatching JUST to keep your career afloat. It won’t be long until a REAL GANGSTA prepares that “hole” for your fat a!@ in Vegas. Shout out to Jimmy Hoffa.

Ciara… WHO are you TRYING to fool?

In From the Desk of ... on October 12, 2010 at 11:09 am

Good HELP is hard to find… EVEN for the Prezzy!

In From the Desk of ... on October 12, 2010 at 8:35 am

WHY is good help so hard for the President to find?

Management is SO READY for the POTUS to start firing b!@#$es in his security team OR decking out hoes that try him in public. Its apparent that mofo’s AIN’T doing their jobs. Nosey much? Click HERE for the Office Buzz.

PINK on the FOOTBALL Field?

In From the Desk of ... on October 5, 2010 at 10:19 am

(To the NFL): While Management commends you for showing support to such a worthy cause such as breast cancer awareness, pink and football don’t mix fellas. Click HERE for more of the Office Buzz

TomF!@#in’Foolery!

In From the Desk of ... on October 4, 2010 at 8:01 am

(To Mario): If you and moms CAN’T get along under the same roof, buy the mofo ANOTHER crib. Hell you have an album slated to drop soon, just hold your tongue and get a room at the “6” while you wait. Click HERE for more the “Office Buzz”.

Is beauty REALLY skin deep?

In From the Desk of ... on October 3, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Don’t get it twisted, ugly b!@#$es have ugly attitudes as well. It’s ALL about coordination. – Management