Boos & Blahs: BLAH – Mayer Hawthorne & “Neo-Colonial” Soul

After careful review of Mayer Hawthorne’s “I Wish It Would Rain” , Management can only conclude that the artist is no more than R&B crooner Robin Thicke’s long lost bastard brother. Illegitimate and whatnot. However, its almost as if one waters down Sprite with .. water. What’s the point?

Management would like for Mr. Hawthorne to take a little time off to perfect the craft. Not that he’s … horrible or anything, but his sound isn’t as toe tapping as a Hall & Oats nor Mr. White Bread extraordinaire himself Justin Timberlake.

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Beiber is NOW B.E.T. Certified! Pop Heartthrob Faces Possible ASSAULT CHARGES!

THUG Life… y\’all know the RULES! Beiber MAYBE facing assault charges. Good job kiddo!

Well, well, well… lookey lookey. Mr. Beiber may possibly face ASSAULT charges VIA a dayum game of “laser tag”. Word on the street is Beiber supposedly a 12-year-old kid while trying to escape a gang of kids which cornered him. Hhhhmmmmmm. Doesn’t the little douche HAVE a security team in his a@# EVERYWHERE he goes? Even the potty?

In a statement given by a witness, Justin was just trying to get away from getting shot at (remember its laser tag people) and accidentally hit the kid while running away. Although the kid started crying, NO marks or bruises were apparent. However, the nail polish mogul attempted to explain what happened, but the kids parents called the “law” ANYWAY! LMAO!

ONLY now does Management believe that young Beiber has enough “street cred” for any future B.E.T. nominations. Kudos Mr. Thug Life. Kudos!

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